DJ Mona Wasteland, when movies become the true life
Preamble – Blonde Californian girls, when beautiful, are sometimes destined to the activities of model and of actress. However, the path to popularity is not the same for everyone. An actress might start her career by participating to TV series. Three years later, a role in a horror film might shape the rest of her professional life. Some might say that blondes have more fun, although fun is not the same for everyone. The impressive way that a Californian girl cries for pain has been the key to the hearts of some metal musicians, who have asked her to be a cover girl for their albums, and have hired her for their music videos. Instead of animating surfing safaris, a woman might surf on the waves of an ocean of Satanic nightmares, until she learns to appreciate certain aggressive tunes.
Biography – Tammy Kitten is born in San Diego on August 5, 2001, from a beautiful housewife and a Jewish employee. As a teenager, she was not brilliant at school, but fascinating for many boys, among whom even a well-known musician. Tammy’s parents convinced her to not throw away the entire lifetime with brief and superficial relationships, and to exploit her uncommon appearance for becoming independent, by entering the show business. A local TV noticed her, and offered her the earliest job. After that, she played minor roles in some films, until her collaborations with some metal musicians, and metal bands, that have given her a certain popularity. One fine day, Tammy has thought that there’s a way opened to her for not being a simple dumb blonde. Thus, she has changed herself into the queen of pleasant nightmares, a prominent goth DJ of the metal music scene in California. One of the favorite musicians has invented a nickname for her, DJ Mona Wasteland, the woman who brings darkness into your false enlightenments.
Why heroic – thanks to DJ Mona Wasteland, you can dance metal at the preferred rhythms of disco dance lovers, and enjoy a vibrating kind of pessimism.
The mix – it’s made of classic metal, at the rhythms most suitable to disco cookies.
File name is “no light is enough to beat obscurity, by DJ Mona Wasteland (June 2026)”, 1 hour 22’ and 45” of danceable metal tunes.
Rather hard & heavy, the playlist:
Venom - in league with Satan
Def Leppard - rock of ages
Lacuna Coil - unspoken
Rage Against the Machine - take the power back
Van Halen - learning to see
At the Gates - the conspiracy of the blind
Quiet Riot - don't wanna let you go
Dio - I could have been a dreamer
Yngwie J. Malmsteen - you don't remember, I'll never forget
Slayer - skeletons of society
Buffalode - the last honest man
Europe - let the good times rock
Bullet - the orchestrator
Captain Beyond - thousand days of yesterday (time since come and gone)
Megadeth - in my darkest hour
Fatso Jetson - light yourself on fire
Hanoi Rocks - Village girl
Tesla - heaven's trail (no way out)
Blue Oyster Cult - she's as beautiful as a foot
Quireboys - roses and rings
Stereophonics - moviestar
Linkin Park - numb
Wishbone Ash - the king will come
The e-mail of DJ Mona Wasteland is max.lookdj@alice.it.
