Vegan DJ Artie Choker, the master of dances to the beet
Preamble – In Christianism, the lamb of God has come for cleansing the sins of the world, and communion is the rite to celebrate and remember that. Communion consists of eating a symbol of the lamb, more clearly of the flesh and blood of the Son of God, for the purpose of renewing the effects of the sacrifice on the cross. It might cause moral problems to vegans, who don’t want to eat any kind of meat, including the mystic one. More than that, vegans feel themselves as friends of animals, and, generally, friends are not subject to be eaten. A lot of persons think that meat is murder, and can’t accept that everything in the universe is inevitably destined to death. Contradictions in ethic values are evidently hard to be tolerated, even when corresponding to factual reality, especially for those who believe in the limitless capacities of human brain. In effect, meat might be murder, but it contains substances necessary for a healthy life, and indispensable to small children.
Biography – Artie Choker is a descendant of a country family from Montana, US, born on March 8, 1996. He’s grown up at a large farm, and his parents are cattle breeders. Since he was a boy, the harsh life of agriculture didn’t exert any attraction to him. Thus, Artie Choker has devised a stratagem, useful to convince his parents of the validity of a decision of changing way of life. Being a vegan has been a choice to justify a migration to an urban context, in search for a new lifestyle, and a new job. Initially, he said to his parents that he didn’t want to treat animals the same way that Nazis had treated Hebrews, and that he desired healthier food, for developing greener habits. Then, he has started to collect records dedicated to vegetables, and has become an expert in music for vegetarians and vegans. Local radio stations have found that interesting, and have let him gain a notable popularity. Some years later, despite of the scorn of his parents, Artie Choker has developed the reputation of a well-known DJ of venues frequented by vegetarians and vegans. He has married Ms. Peggie Veggie, and has two sons, Herbie and Kraut.
Why heroic – thanks to DJ Artie Choker, everyone can dance to the beet.
The mix – it’s made of tracks especially suitable to vegetarians and vegans.
File name is “spirits high on vegetables, by DJ Artie Choker (Feb 2025)”, about 1 hour and 20’ of tunes coming from the green side of the world.
Edible plants, the playlist:
Leroy Washington - wild cherry
Rod Stewart - peach
Trio Eletrico - return of the coconut groove
Salsoul Orchestra - tangerine
Luigi Cinque - tangerine café
Irakere - por romper el coco
Marshall Jefferson Vs Noosa Heads - mushrooms (remix 1988)
Mongo Santamaria - watermelon man
Bucketheads Vs Black Eyed Peas - pea bomb
New World Sound - pineapple
Le Hammond Inferno - an apple a day
Laurel Aitken - green banana
Claudja Barry - banana boat (day-o)
Les Troubadours du Roi Baudouin - banana
Norma Green - goin bananas
Frank Culley - cole slaw
Jay & the Techniques - apples peaches pumkin pie
Martin Circus - banana baby
Banana Splits - we're the banana splits
Maroon 5 - kiwi
James Brown, Bobby Byrd & the JBs - mashed potatoes
Lio - le banana split
Andy Ellison - cornflake zoo
Rudy Greene - juicy fruit
Little Richard - tutti frutti
Dub Alchemist - wild strawberry
